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Oliver Oldman is an ancient, unknowable, old, old man or wizard/shapeshifting idiot. Nobody knows exactly how he came to be, or where he came from, but it's all explicitly outlined right here:

Born in the fictional year -4000 B.C.E. to the powerful dark god of darkness, Darkmania, and the big wacky goofball god, Hairy Stu, Oliver was immediately sent to Earth as punishment for existing.